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Abuse from sam? >> yes because i can't grow a beard. it doesn't mean i am not cool or tough because i was in an arm wrestling weekend. >> can robots replace your friends? pepper is designed to give you undivided attention. could this bot replace your bro? >> i don't like it, tom. i don't like it at all. they said i am going to see sam morrell's comedy show. they said i can't. i am hanging out with a friendly robot. >> are robots better than people? >> what is this? $10,000 it cost? a pasty white thing to make uncomfortable small talk? i can do that with joe mackey for free. >> graphic, graphic...

Laugh. sam, why is joe wrong? >> i don't know. he is wrong about most things, tom. i spent a lot of time with him. and joe actually gave me his phone number a few years ago like lindsay graham did to donald trump and it is 1-900- my little dirty secret. >> that's too many numbers to be real. >> it is about the joke and not the numbers. >> it is time to shave the beard. she recoiled when she confronted the stubbly face of jake gylenhaal on the new movie "south paw" will this make you shave? >> no, but this is annoying. a lot of these stars get big beards or man buns and they are tired of gettin...

Everyone. sam is just upset because his ashley madison profile was hacked. let's look at the graphic. of course that's an old photo. sam has more chest hair. >> that's pretty good. >> i have nothing to follow that up. >> joe, would a robot insult you the way your friend does? >> not before i gave it microsoft windows, something to to the make it work anymore. >> i just want everyone to know that, good, "red eye" fans. >> it is the eyebrows. it is the terrorist eyebrows. >> it is creepy, that's for sure. >> do you have one of those extra wide v necks? i don't have the confidence of a terrorist....

Let's get to the news. with marijuana becoming legal across the country, the companies are racing to develop a breathalyzer for weed. will it work? joe, would you feel safer with a pot breathalyzer? >> yes, i would. we need to get these drug users and put them behind bars, sam morrell. people say if you smoke pot it doesn't affect your driving ability. i say why the heck are you smoking it then? >> sam, are you worried this will catch people even when they aren't high? >> we know who is high. does anybody not know who is high? there is already something you can put in your mouth to let you kno...