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Sleeveless. he's a tough guy. >> he did the interviews with aaron andrews, it's mental. >> some people don't feel the cold. >> you always come in here and complain about how cold it is in the studio. >> i'm cold in august in the studio at least when greg's in charge of the thermostat. >> isn't it funny. >> you're like the deep freeze. >> we went five minutes saying stay indoors unless it's a game. go the outside. obviously i employed pro football for ten years. >> were you the ball? >> terrible joke. awful. i'm disgusted. you know what i don't understand about football. >> what? everything? >>...

This he also says this was the manner they behaved in. they are friendly on top of being co-workers with the miami dolphins. they also have said this the first they have ever heard therapy actually offending martin. >> isn't it funny that incognito should say well, we are all friends. this is how we behave towards each other. incognito was a larger than life figure in that team. if you want to fit in the miami dolphins you may fake that type of closeness just to survive in that environment. >> you know, i don't know about allot about incognito if you go on the web man, boy, he allegedly has a ...

They have lost $67 million, misplaced. and so now we're supposed to give them more money to do whatever they're want to do. at least explain the $67 million before you ask for more. >> and isn't it funny that the auditors and the accountants at the irs can't tell you where the money went. look, there is a data hub that is supposed to collect from all of these sources, the individually run exchanges and federal exchanges, and check them against data bases, are you a u.s. citizen? homeland security. are you employed? various data bases, what is your income level, you know, irs and so forth. that...

Ago, but look at this right here. thanks to the kindness of strangers, he is living on the edge. for every foot he goes up in the air, people donating one dollar to help with his medical bills. >> for me to be able to come out and then work hard to get to this point to where i can do something like this, i hope it motivates other people to want to do the same thing. >> great. the event raising money for athletes with disabilities. those are your headlines at 5 after. brian, you've done that before. >> brian: it's hard to keep it going. i think the guy on the side, if you're not good like i was...

Decision to say we're going to tell you what is lampoonable of the week and you should listen to this and we're going to make it funny. and we did it. it also became an important, i think, stack of the show itself, because it was dependable. just like "weekend update" is, faux news tied to the news. as an "snl" historian, i think they realize that people who kind of don't like the news liked it the way they did it. and in their update. but it is still the -- the achievement that is remarkable is that they were able to sustain this political satire with the enormous competition that is around t...