COM The Colbert Report July 19, 2012
(laughter) >> stephen: tonight, a new way to qeblgt the scriptures-- the more casual king jim version. (laughter) then mitt romney reaches out to his constituency and this time not to ask if they have any grey poupon. (laughter) and my guest is annise d.parker, houston's first openly gay mayor. i'll ask her how she broke it to her parents that she wanted to live in houston. (laughter) the man's with the world's largest penis was patted down by the t.s.a.. come on! you're supposed to put that thing in a separate tray. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (che...