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Tweets of the week Tweets of the week Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will. — Bob Servant (@bobservant) May 7, 2021 I gave my ballot paper an entire tray of Ferrero Rocher. I think I might have spoiled it#PollingDay — Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 6, 2021 I once broke up with a girl for doing a May the 4th be with you joke. I did it the next day though, and called it revenge of the fifth. — Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) May 4, 2021 I knew my ex gf was going to dump me so i set up a profile call...