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Congressional gym. i went in the showers -- for the life of my i can't figure out why the shower curtains are off. they don't have curtains in the gym and i'm showing, naked as a jay bird and here comes rahm emanuel, not even a towel, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me, do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man. >> a white house officials denied that happen but massa is no fan of rahm emanuel. he called the chief of staff the son of the devil's spawn. and he said emmanuel would, quote, sell his mother to get a vote. as for massa's claims, various dem...

Curtains off in the congressional shower. the last thing i want to look at is my fellow colleagues naked. they don't have showers in the gym. i'm showering, naked as a jay bird here comes emanuel not even with a towel around his tush poking his finger yelling because he i wasn't going to vote for the president's budget. do you know how awkward it is. he goes to intimidate members of congress. >> sean: dead fish naked can't put his clothes on first? >> let me say this about in former congressman. this boy is missing some dogs under his front porch, believe me. he is not telling the truth. he is...

Sidekick, bill shultz. doesn't he look like the professor arrested on "law and order"? and he needs a gallon of chapstick to stay alive. sitting next to me, comedian paul mccurio. his latest cd is called image makeover. >> buy it! >> yeah, if you want to. if comedic genius was a grough raj sale -- garage sale he would proudly display his junk across the yord. and he thinks he is top gun, but he bites the buy one. good to see you, pinch. >> jobs wears levis and a black mock turtle neck in which everyone in the offices world over are emulating. still me, i go to work all natural. naked as a jay ...

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Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn, asked the police. of course not, said the husband. the unicorn is a mythical beast. that's all i wanted to know, said the psychiatrist. take her away. i'm sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jay bird. so they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. the husband lived happily ever after. the moral? don't count your boob ys until they are hatched. "the unicorn in the garden" by james thurber. we'll see what we have for you again next week. i'll tweet about it. that's "countdown," portions written by james thurber. r...