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>> and members of congress are set to get a pay raise this year. [audience booing] >> isn't that like fixing a plumber for fixing a toilet he blocked up in the first place? [ laughter ] >> tucker, what you will come to learn is that clayton doesn't always find our jay lenos funny. >> that was good. >> that was good. >> that was an apt analogy. >> chuck our floor manager chuckled at that. much is made. i remember us slamming the iranian government on the show for adding in. remember that missile launch they added in where they photo shopped in extra missiles to show they actually launched them....

I feel fabulous. i love it when i'm mom's there at the end of the race and i get to hug her, because i feel like every big thing i've ever had i've turned and my mom was there. and i got to give her a big hug and know that she's there supporting me. now it's time for the awards and jay lenos on hand to present them. you know for guys who won the race, you're moving awful slow. thank you gentlemen's. thank you guys. thank you! get ready to cheer for the women! finally the female celebrity division, and in places, one, through 11, there is just one winner, from the biggest loser, season five, al...

I haven't seen my wife. >> the first couple hadn't seen each other in at least two days while the president had travelled the prague. and that brings us to the punch line have. you heard the one about kfc's new fat-tastic sandwich? jay lenos that new word on that. >> kfc coming out with their new doubledown sandwich. you hear about this? it's bacon and cheese wrapped inside two pieces of fried chicken. in fact, today al qaeda said we quit. when it comes to killing americans, we can't keep up with you guys. >> jay leno, ladies and gentlemen. that is your friday night mash-up. up next, we're g...