Page 4 - Jay Wow News Today : Breaking News, Live Updates & Top Stories | Vimarsana

And that is ridiculous. there aren't a few secret provisions in the healthcare plan. there are like hundreds. [ laughter ] tonight, in the interest of transparency, i would like to share a couple. let's see. this provision is called the bay state of denial. it reads "this bill shall cover short-term memory loss related to the passage of massachusetts healthcare reform." so good news, mitt, your condition is covered. this next provision is called the is jersey shoreup. reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snookie, jay wow, the situation

Snookie, jay wow, the situation and house minority leader john boehner. this provision also put a common misconception to rest. it says right here if you do not like the ruling of your death panel you can appeal. now, look, obviously have learned this year politics can be a tough business but there are times where you just can't help but laugh. you know what really tickles me? eric masa. apparently massa claimd that ron came up to him one day in the house locker room stark naked, started screaming

The jersey shoreup. it reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snooki, jay wow, the situation and house minority leader john boehner. this provision ought to put a common misconception to rest. it says right here, if you do not like the ruling of your death panel, you can appeal. now, look, obviously i have learned this year politics can be a tough business but there are times you can't help but laugh. you know what really tickles me? eric massa.

Weights. i'm concerned about what jay wow and the rest, you take that bunch and put them in miami and i don't know, cast and crews. >> i've been around them enough to know that cast will hold their own. you could put them on the moon and they're okay. they're going to rock on. >> i'm looking forward to it. >> i appreciate you having me on. >> eric stringer. nice to meet you. imagine the butler bulldogs knocking off duke. did you hear what happened to coach k from duke? did you hearth who offered him $15 million a year to leave the cameron crazies? he did. that's next. if

For her to fall and be okay. there's a lot of metal protruding and ropes tethered. the ship was only two feet off the pier today. she would have hit the pier and rolled into the water unconscious. by the grace of somebody, she fell through, didn't hit anything, her father never hesitated. i didn't see the french man but hero is a word i don't use lightly but he was a hero. he concentrated on helping the dad, keeping him afloat so dad could concentrate on the girl and pulled them in. >> she's a lucky little girl. >> very lucky. >> you helped get jersey shore on the air? >> no i work at mtv and ...