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State of denial. iteahis bill should cover short term memory loss related to the passage of massachusetts health care reform. so good news, mitt, your condition is covered. haha. this next provision is called the jersey shore up. it reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snooki, jay wow, the situation, and house minority leader john boehner. [ laughter ] this provision ought to put a common misconception to rest. it says right here if you do not like the ruling of your death

Basement. all of these are security breeches. these guys will be punished. uh shied -- aside from elliott spitzer. >> he is being punished! >> we -- gite problem is some of the politicians would enjoy the punishment. anyway, i want to point out that bonnie frank didn't run a prostitution ring. his ex-boyfriend did it. jay but he had to know brrrr it. >> i would like to think he was above all that. look at me lamely trying to defend him. the agents were bragging they work for president obama, but they are with prostitutes. do you really need to brag when you are with a prostitutes? they are on ...

Different than noticing there is an extra drink on your bill at appleby's. you are like, i'm not paying for that. they come out and they have an argument. you don't argue over the prostitute. it is just not good form. bill, car tau hain yaw, if i say it properly, will be the secret service hooker city which i have copy rid. copyrighted. is that fare to bangkok? >> that is not fair to bangkok. although do have to go back to something. are you saying every waitress in appleby's is a hooker? i condemn that. i absolutely condemn that. >> appleby's waitresses are america's heros. jay that is their ...

Something that is real art. >> i disagree. i never understood why that stuff is so important. especially when you see them and they don't have arms. if you are going to make a sculpture, make the arms. >> just because it is in your history doesn't make it art. creepy, creepy, creep. >> it is only $1 billion. and if it makes alec baldwin happy, isn't that a small price to pay to make a baldwin? >> absolutely. anyone who feels there is not enough funding for the arts doesn't have an eight-year-old learning how to play the cello. it will haunt me until the end of my days. >> do you have an eight-...

>> good point. jay can we play that romney song one more time? >> what would each of you say to president and mrs. obama? >> well, start packing. that's what i would like to say. >> anthony, his laugh kind of sounds like judge smail's in "caddie shack." >> once you start packing. >> every time i hear that clip i feel like he will go, okay, pooky, do the honors. >> yowl a start packing -- you'll start packing and like it. >> start packing smalding. >> and i am done. all right, coming up, are kitchen utensils unnecessary? he discusses his new book, i eat with my hands. does holding a gun make ...