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Speak i think we just got through the turtle. jesse is going to do hurdles. i m not jumping over anything. you could do it for charity. i m going to be the referee. don t ever do anything like that for charity, because they get the money. why do the work? [laughter] okay, all right! i want to plug my show tonight. you haven t done anything yet? i haven t done my thing at. greg is opening for me, he s at 11, i met 12. will see you tonight. one more thing, this is super cute, we love it. they decided to present newborn babies with tiny hand crocheted olympian out felts and medals. look at this. they were giving outfits to look like the uniforms for swimming, weight lifting, and basketball. ....
Weekend. shannon: the champions, one is that coming? greg: one data making waves on the internet, after saying he will plans on letting his kids curse as soon as they can talk, and freedom of expression, or is he opening the pandora s box of mouth s? greg, what was your first word? jesse: the f word? greg: swearing has a purpose. it s to keep you from committing an act of violence. if it reduces violence jesse: i should ask dagen, the dirtiest mouth on the show. [laughter] s before my parents could never figure it out. i finally revealed to them when i was 35 that i was listening to richard pryor albums. i bought them at the record store when i was little come ....
overbooking a restaurant by factor of five. servers aren t coming in. it s like if greg went to an all male strip club and all of the mail strippers weren t there. i m only there as an expert. [laughter] he s just showing up for his shift. [laughter] i do a lot of volunteer work with underprivileged men. [laughter] richard, one of the only times that i ve lost it in public was in one of these situations. my husband got from behind me, grabbed me at the waist, and pulled me away from the ticket counter, demanding to be placed on the flight. it s easy to lose it in these situations. evil shannon. [laughter] it s easy to lose it. i understand where passengers are coming from. to jesse s point, it s easy to get a cheap flight from here to chicago. here lies the problem. if you get a good flight, going to see grandma in chicago, decided you were going to pack ....
Is that what happened? jesse: did i say it? [laughter] greg: i m not going to say. greg: are you leaving us? jesse: i m definitely not going to say it. greg: you are pregnant and leaving us! jesse: no. i learned that 70% of the american population has been vaccinated, not 60%. that was an error on my part. [laughter] greg: dagen? dagen: my gray hair grows and quicker than i thought it is. [laughter] i need to go get something done. two weeks. shannon: i can still, even having lived in new york, get on the wrong subway and end up somewhere didn t try to. even though i ended up on the mic at the wrong place, when i got on acted like i knew what was doing, he said could you help me? i was like i didn t intend to ....
jesse: welcome back. time for the fastest. [laughter] america has been dominating the own pits all summer, but that may have given the u.s. and ego. a new poll finds 40% of americans think they could be compete in the olympic games. [laughter] that s a high number. that includes three times as many men as women, obviously. greg, any sports in particular you think you might be good i? greg: all of them. [laughter] that s a low number. if you dedicate one decade to one repetitive, singular act, barring any illness, you d better be the best in the world. have you seen the physiques of people in jail who decide to do pull-ups? they are in crazy shape. jesse: i might commit a crime to get a good body. greg: exactly. [laughter] jesse, i m sure you did one ....