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You know, it is funny. the cat says how do you sleep with that thing on? andy, i will go to you for no reason in particular. what should you do if a cat flips out like this? it must have happened to you often. >> you shoot the [bleep]. >> oh. >> don't think i am a cat lover? >> no, but a man who uses foul language. >> i am that. the best part of the 9-1-1 tape is after you hear the cat go rar he said i think that was the cat. really? a real rocket scientist. >> he could have had a sound machine. >> i think that was the cat. >> jesse, you once called 9-1-1 when you locked yourself in a hot topi...

>> you strike me as a man who wears stilts there. >> so what if i did? >> which is so cute because they sink directly into the sand. >> i tried so many ways. >> will strikes me as the guy who stretches before he plays chess. >> if only i knew how to play. >> you strike me as the guy who buys your stuff at chess king. >> you used that joke before. you streak me as the guy most likely to wear a purple sweater and use the phrase bottomless receptecal. >> i have had enough of this story and enough of jesse. we are asking him to leave. all right, it is furry and full of fury. a family in portland, ...

>> i am totally applying to it. >> you get smashed in the cafe car and thinking about her. >> also the problem is so amtrak will review these writing samples. a bunch of government trained bureaucrats. i think that's how we got arrive magazine. >> the person who wrote the amtrak -- >> snob, snob, snob. everybody has to be educated. jesse, we subsidize the writers and now we sub subsidize the right ers. it is a massive federal subsidee. >> hospital they be not giving away stuff when we are paying for them. >> i don't know about the guys in their fancy trains. but they take a lot of buses and th...

Standards and unrealistic expectations and addiction to window cleaner, joanne. and he may crack a smile, but probably not because he is a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad man. tv's andy levy. and he is so sophisticated his money gnaw -- monicle has a monicle. and his 16-year-old girlfriend disappeared under a cloud of circumstances. no big deal because she was a run away anyway. no one will miss her though. am i right? and jesse joyce performing at the comedy club in portland, oregon. road trip. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, if you were on the

Four hour daughters. that's how seriously it took itself. it ripped off the worst parts of the american president. he should have been shot for that. >> you hate this movie. >> i don't like it, greg. >> i can tell. >> that's scary. >> as a shallow person do you rank the president based on looks? >> of course. i liked his eyes too. there are not a lot of presidents in the chick flicks i watch. i did recently see white house down. again i don't watch a lot of movies and it came a year ago. jamie foxx played the president something. he should have been named president obama. everything he was doi...