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He was wearing it after he had been sentenced to probation for criminal contempt. he was not supposed to have left the country. he's been accused of misuse of a passport, lying to federal officers, improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. but our winner, the editor of rupert murdoch's vanity magazine "new york post," karl allen. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. oh, yes. they ran this in what they call a newspaper. taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel american enemy, monkey marksmen. the taliban is training monkeys to use weapons to at...

He was wearing it after he had been sentenced to probation for criminal contempt. he was not supposed to have left the country. he's been accused of misuse of a passport, lying to federal officers, improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. the editor of the new york post. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. oh, yes. they ran this in what they call a newspaper. taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel american enemy, monkey marksmen. the taliban is training monkeys to use weapons toç attack american troops. arming them with ak-47s, machine g...

And border protection. mr. toady was returning to this country from canada and using somebody else's passport and had a court-issued ankle-monitoring bracelet. the bracelet story is priceless. he was wearing it as a sign of solidarity with lindsay lohan who has to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet around her ankle. police disagreed. he was not supposed to have left the country. he's been accused of lying to officers and improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. the editor of the new york post. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. they ran this in what they call a...

"planet of the apes." jihad monkeys, screamed the "new york post." monkey see, monkey kill. even a monkey could shoot a hole in this story. but instead, we let an expert on primates take aim, dr. shawn evans. your basic reaction to a jihad monkey, pointing a gun, holding it at american soldiers is -- >> absurd. >> just remember, there is nothing ever too absurd to be a random moment of the day.