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To i like that, though. because the thing is people do use yelp in a vindictive way for restaurants, and there s no way the restaurants have to go on and go, like only angry people put stuff on yelp. think about you, joe. you tweet angrily when a girl gives you a fake phone number. you are going to be sued. throwing things at her house, for that? because i followed her home. you should. i want to bring up, nobody brought this up. don t buy business tickets for have your family. that s like that s just wrong. oh, i have a 4-year-old. business select ticket to me and one of my kids. my husband and other two kids are stuck back there. that s not the airlines fault. oh, good. no, no. don t split up your family like that. i actually thought that same thing. what i think. you said this. why is she still flying southwest? a classic case of somebody milking the record label. label was like, we ll give you two business class she s too ....
They re so easily scared. sometimes i don t think they understand what the concept of hiring means. i don t know either. on a low budget. pick up animals a the pound and go, greg, we hired him. hey, joe. yes. really successful comedians like they spend they are time testing material before it s ready for a real audience. what about comedians like you? i run out onstage without any notes in front of me. my approach, like doing this show. i kind of jump out there and see what comes out of my mouth and hope there aren t angry tweets afterwards. disappointing, too. [ laughter ] there always are. aren t there? always are. what do you think of obama care? joe you don t really follow politics. you re a guy on the road. do you have health insurance? i do now through the sag actors union. you have to make a certain amount of money on tv to keep the insurance up, and when you do a show for free it doesn t ....
Comedians can make jokes about poop which we were trying to avoid. it s an insult. it s an insult for joe. greg, i will tell you, the way i eat at any restaurant, i immediately need a toilet anyway. that s good to know, i guess. but, i mean, that s really all you re going to say? well, the problem is it s also you know what? you know what? had it with you. had it with you. had it with you. are you kidding me? don t like you. don t like it. don t like it. you want some joy of hate? hate yourself. i guarantee you i will see you back here in a week. you won t last in l.a. you won t see me because you can t see over the table! because you re too short! oaf you will be chewed up and spilt out. hollywood will chew you up and spit you out. i curse you from l.a.! you not going to be there to curse me. you ll be sleeping on a couch with some transient. you ll get lost between the couch cushions because you re ....
Send your letters to him. giraffe cannot write letters. that s why i chose them. you look at a giraffe. they re all the same. a variation, joe, you can t monitor for all variations. you got to say, ah, a giraffe, got a long neck. put him in a place. we do it for dogs. we also breed for those variations. are you suggesting we breed our children? have you not read his pamphlets? you don t want to know where this conversation is actually going. you suggested we breed with dogs? oh. think about it. you drug it out of me finally. we ve got to take a break. more stuff when we come back. amazon.com, autographed copy, and the greatest book ever written. period. ....
Relief can be yours, but your peanuts. are mine. blah, blah, blah. halloween, blah, blah, blah. what about scary movies? what movie terrified you the most when were you a kid? specifically what horror flicks haunted you years after seeing them leaving scars sometimes into adulthood? classics come to mind like psycho, poltergeist here s what haunted me as a child. i ll take you there i ll take you there i ll take you down yeah. i don t know why children were allowed to see that movie. delightful. joe, what s your scariest childhood movie? i would guess it s probably ....