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>> it is suddenly offensive. i want a man to look like a giant terrier. i want fur brimming from every luscious curve. they are the people who worry they only like anorexics. i present kate upton and john stocil. >> i wonder why he would say john stocil. >> they are very lucky. >> jaime, you would think brazil would embrace body shaving, and i don't know why i even ask that. >> it is obviously another interest group. people like to complain so they found another thing to complain about. it will keep some people happy to do that. god bless them. >> start unbuttoning your shirt and showing your ...

>> you have to wear surgical gloves. what was the movie the science of sleep? huge hands like this or john stocil-like pawns. when you have to go through that kind of training so you think someone is not going to kill you, the russians even, the dumb russians were smart enough to get the message after 10 years. it is not working out for you. the best way to protect yourself is not to learn some kind of vodoo customs or what you would imagine the customs would be. it is to get yourself out of the situation where somebody is in uniform. >> it is like an abusive relationship. i keep trying and th...

Jesse joyce. it is called pro joyce. and, that is enough about him, he loves to vent about the 1%. tabooed to see you, pinch. good to see you, pinch. >> tyler kepner stars don madingly who is happy being a dodger. as for his exmustache, dejected. he is alone and hoping john stocil splits and his former mustache will start dating again. greg? >> thank you. >> they are flipping through mags as the terror trial lags. on saturday the hearing for the self-proclaimed master find evolved into a holy mess as they made every effort to disrupt the proceeding. he refused to speak because as his lawyer pu...

He gives paper john stocil cuts instead of the other way around. he is the host of "john stocil." his latest book is called "no they can't" and it is his thoughts on women voting. no, i kid. it is about how government screws up everything. you have to read the book. it is good. we will talk about it later. and the front page never fails to enrage. good to see you, pinch. >> a "times" reporter says a century after the sinking of the titanic they find ocean tides and ocean mirages may explain the disaster long associated with human inep paw tude. ♪ once more ♪ you open the door ♪ something...

And then i feel like i have done something. all i am trying to say is my great grandmother was tied to the railroad tracks and kidnapped by a man with the exact same muss -- mustache as mr. stocil, and do you see me writing letters to fox news to try to get an apology, no. i deal with it. >> great coming from a man dressed like a vet. >> i appreciate that coming from a guy who looks like a pedophile violin teacher. >> diane, good to see you. there are a couple of cuban american groups calling for him to be fired. i agree, actually because i am a woos. i agree with jesse and john. >> you can't ...