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morning. stephen cobelbert is exploring possible run for the office. >> i am proud to announce that i am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for the president of united states of south carolina. >> finally, i'm feeling excited about this. race, we get to weigh in and what it all means for the republicans and that, of course, hear about this? the conductor of the philharmonic, cell phone rings in the middle of a performance and you know what he did? he stops the orchestra. i am cheering for him. we agree with this. i love this man. we're go...

Fooing is that women tend to respond more to narrative and word play than slapstick. we'll see about that. roll some tape. >> how about you? you are not into that? >> no, no reaction. that wasn't funny to me. i love these people that rationalize the differences between men and women. i don't care about the neurological explanation for why i didn't laugh at your joke. maybe i was depressed that day because i just found out mtv no longer considers me the target demographic. maybe i was staring at your chest hair that is unfathomable and looking at me in the face. there are so many reasons why i ...