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You know, joe -- they were avoiding the big question here. how do you relieve yourself in zero gravity. i don't want to get hit in the face with someone else's poop. >> what i found interesting when you google virgin and space travel the first thing that comes up with the "star trek" convention. greg: that is classic joke writing. >> i should have gotten more from you people. the first thing i thought of was the diaper. greg: you have to think it in zero gravity. >> they also wear the diaper when they are going to track down and stalk a romantic rival. greg: the suit looks like

Yeah. you know, joe -- they were avoiding the big question here. how do you relieve yourself in zero gravity. i don't want to get hit in the face with someone else's poop. >> what i found interesting when you google virgin and space travel the first thing that comes up with the "star trek" convention. greg: that is classic joke writing. >> i should have gotten more from you people. the first thing i thought of was the diaper. greg: you have to think it in zero gravity. >> they also wear the diaper when they are going to track down and stalk a romantic rival.

You know, joe -- they were avoiding the big question here. how do you relieve yourself in zero gravity. i don't want to get hit in the face with someone else's poop. >> what i found interesting when you google virgin and space travel the first thing that comes up with the "star trek" convention. greg: that is classic joke writing. >> i should have gotten more from you people. the first thing i thought of was the diaper. greg: you have to think it in zero gravity. >> they also wear the diaper when they are going to track down and stalk a romantic rival. greg: the suit looks like

You know, joe -- they were avoiding the big question here. how do you relieve yourself in zero gravity. i don't want to get hit in the face with someone else's poop. >> what i found interesting when you google virgin and space travel the first thing that comes up with the "star trek" convention. greg: that is classic joke writing. >> i should have gotten more from you people. the first thing i thought of was the diaper. greg: you have to think it in zero gravity. >> they also wear the diaper when they are going to track down and stalk a romantic rival.

Innovative and more of a pioneer. the fact that he own the it and made a weird windows joke was an extra-nice point. >> you don't use windows? >> i used to but i grew up. >> did you ever work on one of these speeches? >> yeah, i was our token funny person at the white house. the way i put it, as opposed to most speeches, joke-writing was a team effort, but if it had been badly, there were four years it would have been my fault. >> how did you go from working for president obama to working at funny or die? the opposite question, why do they want to hire you as the funny guy? >> fair question. >...