The Spaghetti of Solace | News, Sports, Jobs
To the editor: When I peruse through the bigotry and homophobia that appears here, I am reminded of two things: 1. I need to remember to take my blood pressure medication. 2. I should go back to my religious text of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” and be reminded of the wise words of the Great Pirate Mosey. I find that his “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” condiments center me. For those in need of this gospel reminder, let me share them with you. Condiment #2. “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or,...
Source: nujournal.com