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[laughter] you've got like ole mcdonald over here. he should know this. [laughter] >> greg: if fox starts a plumbing channel -- >> i would follow that. >> greg: kat, you actually had to clean fast food bathrooms so you must sympathize with the guy. what would you do? >> kat: okay, nobody red this clearly. in 2022, guess what day it happened? january 6. >> greg: no way, it was an insurrection. >> kat: ask someone, mine was on 2020, january 6, if you read my book you know i had a poof situation of my own that was very severe, but it was worse than that, but after this happened to him, he had to turn on the tv and everyone was crying about their january 6. meanwhile, he spent his whole day covered? [ bleep ]. i feel for this man in a way few people can.
i'm convinced the opera is a money laundering operation. who wants to pay hundreds of dollars to sit there and listen to people sing in italian? >> greg: yes. it's run by the fat lady. >> pete does. >> kat: what's right with the opera? i have a tv and i understand what they are saying on that. >> i don't go to the opera even though i'm defending it. when i was giving blood that's all they talked about. if i could just get back other opera, tyus. >> greg: what you're seeing right here they call the fox and friends syndrome. when someone gives an opinion you have to go, oh, yeah, not so. >> kat: i didn't know the guy with the constitution tattoo was mr. opera. you don't own whatever spectacles. you're going to get some. [laughter] >> those two are in a foxhole. i would say my, my view on this
[laughter] [applause] >> greg: kat? >> kat: take a book full of mirrors to start a fire and a record that was loud screaming. yes, you've just got to get off the island. >> greg: interesting. a record of loud screaming. >> kat: or maybe a record that actually sounded like it was fun because i guess people don't usually go toward the screaming. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i guess depending -- happy gilmore. >> greg: dagan? >> the bible, because i always have a bible with me. of course, i don't. main street, what was the movie -- [inaudible] >> greg: interesting. but, it's weird, you wouldn't have anything to watch the movie on or play the record on. i think this was a trick question by allen. >> it sounds like made up.
i'm saying? get the [ bleep ] -- it's the cutest thing and the only time it's not is when dagan customers because it's like i'm still tucked up from the oyster thing. >> greg: i just realize the cup has a lot to do with proportionate. this is not a large cup to you. >> no, this is pinky. tiny, so small. >> would you be like this, watching a little kid drink. [laughter] >> you know how the kids do to breath after they drink too much? >> isn't it proof that people desire something because someone else desires it? >> greg: that's the way it always is. people can't make up their minds what they like until they see somebody else want it. >> kat: i'm jealous of these people. you know how hard it is for me to feel alive. perhaps the most intoxicating feeling in all of human
rotary phone and a long cord. that's it. >> greg: kat? >> kat: you're being mean to me. [ah] >> kat: you guys are all coming over after this right? >> wait a minute, i didn't get an ah. >> greg: everybody is prefacing what they say with i will say. have you noticed this. i will say, but i will say, have you noticed that? once you hear it. >> kat: no, nobody i talk to. >> greg: i'm telling you, that, and to your point. to your point, and a hundred percent, having said that. >> it's an east coast thing. >> they don't have the balls to tell you something straight up, i will say. >> greg: i will say. i will say. >> your language is awful. but i understand because you're in the foxhole with pete. >> greg: all right. up next, they have doughnut holes and explosive toilet bowls. to duckduckgo on all your devie
can pass for a teen. best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let's do this. greg's leftovers. ♪ it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always it's my first time reading them so if they suck we'll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] >> greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said
can do pitch. i had to get the police involved. very specific rape threats involving light sabres. very specific. and then, you know, also i was kind of like we're getting that mad then you must be ugly but the point is if she really wanted to make people mad she should have at least made me associate producer on film p big deal, that was a buffalo wild wings question when that happened. >> greg: really? well done >> kat: one of the greatest accomplishments of my life. >> by the way guess what she's wearing tonight? slacks. >> slacks. >> tyrus: just rubbing it in their poor lonely little faces. >> greg: tomorrow i'll wear a dress to mix things up. >> tyrus: friday? >> greg: up next vivek takes down a newspaper clown. >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click to the link to join our studios audience.
new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: that's actually pretty good >> kat: yeah. >> greg: and he put the ball back up on january 2nd new york times best selling author comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: tyrus, i have to go to you first because you really are the only person here that probably knows star wars really well aside from kat maybe. iewell kat knows how to get them fired up so stay tuned for that. but, listen, to all the lonely fellows out there, i was once like you and i, too, enjoyed star wars. you have to handle this like i did. remember, remember when darth vader died and the credits rolled? move on. it's over. there's nothing after that. yeah, dart mol was cool for a second, we leaned in and thought it was going to be another love story and they cut him in half. and what part did they give us
your house at 8 a.m.. there's nothing you can do,. yeah, i had to get pitchd to. the police involved a lot of very specific threats involving lightsabers. >> i'm very specific. and then, you know, also i wasyu kind of like, you're getting that mad and you must be ugly. but the poinpoint ist is it sury wanted to make people mass. >> you should have at least made me associate producer on film. e as a that was a big deal. i was a buffalo wild wings question when that happeneild d oh, really? well, delilah is my greatest accomplishment of my life. wow. and by kat: on gt the way guess wearing tonight? >> slacks. slacks she there for lonely lite feet. tomorro well, tomorrow i'll be wearing a dress just to mix thingsr up okay. friday. up next, bake takes it down v a newspaper cloud. k >> if you'll be in the new yorkl area. and like ticketsike tick to, sef gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio on the link to join our studio audience us so much time it makes it really easy and seamless it canv
>> kat: he also says he made the preservation of american democracy, you know, a central issue of my presidency as if we're supposed to be impressed by that. because to me that's like the lowest bar. >> jesse: don't you say that like when you put your hand on the bible and the job description >> kat: vote for me our government is still functioning. >> greg: i'm not though. >> jesse: sometimes that is the bar in dc. we're still functioning look at us well done. >> greg: it's barely functioning. he's broken a lot of things. >> tyrus: i wouldn't say he's a bull in a china shop but he's like an old man in a china shop. if we run those commercials back, pretty much, i'm not a betting man but i'm willing to bet, everyone in those videos was arrested. there's like less than six left out on the street from january 6th. you know what i'm saying? like who is left that's at large from january 6th? besides like the fbi plants and