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Me? >> no, it is women thinking they have a shot with obama. >> single women think they have a shot, and quite frankly he is a little sexier than romney who comes across like every guy in one of the erectile dysfunction commercials. >> you mean he should be driving like a classic challenger through perhaps the strip between vegas and l.a., and they should be playing not the actual song, but a song done by a tribute band, perhaps a steppenwolf song. >> and apparently you know how to put water in your radiator if you have erectile dysfunction. >> and good at throwing a football through a tire. >...

Them to college. i think it makes sense. >> andy. i want to spank you later. >> wow. mission accomplished. >> that was an unusual response to a coherent statement. >> i am done. no point going on now. >> i love you, andy. >> i love you too. >> why don't you guys just get a -- thing. >> anthony, you remember being young and single in the 30s. that was in germany, right? >> i left though. i had a little trouble. >> in 46. keith, regarding obama saying this was his last political campaign, he said he is not taking advice from brett favre? >> that's what i heard. >> speaking of people, you said it...

James earl jones. some say i am his biggest fan. those are the people that keep may away from him. keep me away from him. how do people become exper partt meeting him. the left and right do this all the time. >> something tells me james earl jones is not up on what the tea party is about. >> if it was brought up in that atmosphere, i can understand. i went to a few holiday dinners with my own family, and things turned out kind of similar. i remember what they used to call brazil nutses. >> i don't need to know that. i don't need to know that. it is almost weird though. it is like he is saying ...

Mean in the dark about her plan. leann should we talk about the well executed divorce? >> yes. if she needed to get away from him, and he seems to be a little over bearing, then she did what she needed to do. >> the weird thing about this, anthony, i was convinced that tom cruise loved some women like katie holmes. >> she is a looker, but not pretty enough for him. i thought her plan was great to get away from agent smith with the phone. brilliant. >> keith, why would he -- why he would he allow her to become friends with an ex? >> that's a good question. i want to know why people call this di...

Will go to our los angeles bureau for the latest. i'm sorry. i am told we will not go to our los angeles bureau. it will just be the panel. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> happy one-year anniversary to "the five." >> thanks. i remember my own first birthday. i was wearing a diaper. >> some things never change. >> that's not true. now it is by choice. >> not buying it. >> you know me too well. >> i know you too well indeed, young friend. >> thanks for calling me young. >> absolutely. >> go away. >> boy, sad man. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot campers use her to roast marshmellows and then t...