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The "new york post" reports taliban-trained killer monkeys threaten u.s. troops. worst next. first, that's not your water coming to a boil. that's our nightly checkup on the something for nothing crowd. it's tea time. the tea party does not want my advice but i'm going to give it to them anyway on behalf of the greater good and humanity and good taste and stuff. find your man mark williams because if you have any credibility left on the racism issue, he will spend all of it before the end of next week. mr. williams' response to the calm, almost tepid request by the ncaap that the tea and rep...
>> from the reverse side, even if the gop gives up on the idea it passed, let's repeal it, what will they demonize? >> you've heard representative boehner said it institutionalizes too big to fail. it allows a big bank to to fail. we had aig and lehman. it was very difficult to deal with those banks when they got into a crisis situation. this will make it easier. it's not foolproof. probably not possible to construct a system that's foolproof but it makes it easier to shut down one of these giant banks if they get into trouble. >> dean baker, co-director for the center of economic and policy r...
Jesus. glen beck has just said the jews killed jesus. segueing nicely, what the hell is this? taliban-trained killer monkeys. what does it look like? worst ahead. when rachel joins you, her special guest, the latest american hero about to be thrown out of the military over the absurdity that is, don't ask, don't tell. and if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. so get allstate. [ dennis ] dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from mayhem like allstate. today's going to be a good day. dollar for dollar, a day filled with promise and opportun...
Killer monkeys from afghanistan. the good news in this. possibly the dumbest story "the new york post" has ever run, imagine the stories i'm bypassing to make that claim. it has been dismissed by authorities in afghanistan and already been made into fabulous animated news by our old tiger woods bashing friends at apple daily in hong kong. [ speaking foreign language ] training monkeys to use weapons to attack american troops. training monkeys to run the new york post more like. carl allen, editor. murdoch's paper sinks further