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Million barrels a day and there's concerns of north africa and the middle east. now, completely different note, what is the biggest restaurant chain in the world? a lot of us assume it's mcdonald's. well, it's not anymore. according to the latest reports it is subway. subway overtaken mcdonald's with 33,749 sites opposed to 32,737 sites for mcdonald's. there are 24,000 of these subway restaurants in the united states. back to you. >> steve, let me just say, that aggression by subway will not stand. i'll have two big macs for mcdonald's today. thank you. charlie sheen officially fired from th...

Holy random moment of the day, batman. teddy, the pug's bark sounds a lot like the contained crusader's theme song. listen carefully. ♪ >> oh, yeah, sounds just like he's yelling batman from the 1960s television series. the screaming pug was a real knee-slapper, so he put teddy on hes website, and we put him on tv as our random moment of the day. ♪

Lively sense of humor. >> excellent ad libs the real question is who is going to play her in the snl skit? >> i don't think they could be as funny as elena kagan. >> if the supreme court thing doesn't work out she has a career in stand-up. >> sean: she has a sense of humor. forget the substantive issues. >> therefore, we ought to name david letterman to the supreme court. >> sean: i pick leno, go ahead. >> what a silly, silly analysis. here's the reality, if you are a conservative the more conservative you are the more controversial you become. clarence thomas, alito, roberts, bork. the more l...

Lively sense of humor. >> excellent ad libs the real question is who is going to play her in the snl skit? >> i don't think they could be as funny as elena kagan. >> if the supreme court thing doesn't work out she has a career in stand-up. >> sean: she has a sense of humor. forget the substantive issues. >> therefore, we ought to name david letterman to the supreme court. >> sean: i pick leno, go ahead. >> what a silly, silly analysis. here's the reality, if you are a conservative the more conservative you are the more controversial you become. clarence thomas, alito, roberts, bork. the more l...

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