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Fat people. >> to animals and take a look. and by two, it is a dog and a dog dressed like a spider. look how funny this is. this is a little tiny dust type dog and terrorizing a rott rottweiler. >> i have that spider caution. >> it shows that everyone is scared of spiders. >> greg: yes. that is funny. >> i have that spider caution and i play it on cheese. >> greg: little dogs. >> off on until i get stressed out and takes one bite. >> i should dress like that on sixth avenue and everyone will leave me alone. >> i don't think that will happen. >> greg: kyle, where is your pet video? >> we talked...

Called the doctor. >> tyrus: i would like to say thank you to cow's mom, wherever you are, kyle. >> greg: what is your favorite cookie. >> kat: i don't know. >> greg: you did not eat food? >> kat: yes, i eat food. i just think that i'm not saying this is made up. i'm saying there's literally no way we would know who that was. you could say -- know, actually, it is 300 cookies. what is an average of -- >> greg: this is fake news. this is what made cnn. stories about cookies. all right. shut up. don't go away. we will be right back. [cheers and applause]

Have our back if i'm attacked, i don't feel safe anymore. that's a whole different issue than them saying please don't wear a shirt that is going to distract the customer from that 900 brand fat awesome dessert. >> greg: with your sticks to beat people. kyle, i don't know about you, but i want to have a cinnabon to be defrosted by somebody who is not gay. >> that is a good policy. >> greg: i don't let it infringe on others. i will ask them if they are gay. if they say no then i will go elsewhere. >> number one thing i look for when i walk into establishment and i need a special flag that says ...

Call. >> greg: not kidding. like a python swallowing a garden hose. >> tyrus: i think he could very easily -- i understand, we are never afraid over here. right? we have been on the panel. we are never afraid. but yeah. we probably -- >> greg: kyle, i believe this wwas in behalf of a cookie company. i see right through it. those journalists. that is the type of question you have to ask. >> hard-hitting investigative journalism. and i think it is most people probably don't eat that much. you have lizzo. [laughter] just -- >> greg: because she is black? >> no, because she is fat. >> greg: okay, ...

♪ ♪ tonight's guest... closed captioning guy hates her because he cannot keep up. it is emily compagno. ♪ ♪ unlike the you "new york times" the headlines he writes are intentionally funny and editor of the babylon bee is kyle mann. [cheers and applause] she is like stale pizza, ice-cold and found under your bed it is kat timpf, fox news contributor. issues of double as shelters and the world heavyweight champion tyrus. emily, you are a huge fan of cinnabon, right? you have them all of the time. you don't even have a flight. >> [laughs] why always miss my flight. enjoying cinnabon. spee...