The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (May 13-19)
"Parenting is sneaking in to kiss your kids when they’re asleep, and sneaking out to curse when they’re awake.'
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"Parenting is sneaking in to kiss your kids when they’re asleep, and sneaking out to curse when they’re awake.'
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"My 8yo was putting sunscreen on my back and said 'it feels like I’m rubbing a pig', in case anyone wonders why I’m drunk later."