Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110503:09:56:00
>> there is nothing else going on in this country other than the fervor to shave that beard. i turned on the television last night to see if people were talking about it. there were people celebrating in front of the white house. there were people in times square. the president talked about it. he talked about it. >> okay. all right. >> he called you a malaka. just relax, my friend. oh, yeah. oh, it's coming off real smooth. >> give everyone a no look shave. that's a little frightening. >> still ahead, why are you awake? [ woman ] welcome back, jogging stroller. you've been stuck in the garage...