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Because Ted Cruz is the Rat King
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A message from one of Bill Gates' roughly 1.18 billion involuntary stenographers
Dear Luv Doc, I just read your poop column and it got me thinking of a girl I dated in the not-so-distant past. She didn't drop poop in my garbage, but she did drop a full plastic bag from her cat box in my recycle bin that had been sitting in her car trunk for God knows how long. By the time I noticed the litter and moved it to my trash bin it was a maggot-infested mess and my bins for months smelled like one of those trailer homes where the crazy cat-lady keeps all the strays from her neighborhood. Anyway, I kept dating her for a while after that maybe because the sex was really good.