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"Men, are you tired of not being noticed? Do women look right through you? Well, bull elephant seals don't have these problems. Stay tuned to...

I was already sad on Christmas morning when I found Santa Claus washed up naked on the beach. At first, I thought I'd found a...

My buddy Castration Jones is here to judge whether the northwest ugly clam (Entodesma navicula) is poorly named. You may recall that previously, Mr. Jones,...

And what's living in the holdfast

click to flip through (3) Photo by Mike Kelly I woke up this morning to find that I'm no longer human. I'm a beach! I'm a dynamic beach with large surf breaking over me. The waves erode the large dune that used to be my beer belly, and when the tide recedes, the dune is replaced by a flat gravel bed. And just beyond that I can now see a large log. It's long and thick and has a tangled mass of roots at its base. I think I'll like being a beach. In the fish and wildlife habitat business we call big logs like mine "large woody debris" or LWD. Large wood p...