Have you ever had serial slapstick so severe it would have ...
) September 2nd, 2009 I went to make tea for iced tea. I got busy with something and forgot the water until ¾ of it was gone. I put a new batch back on the stove and decided to load the dishwasher so I could watch it this time. I dropped a glass with a heavy base on my middle toes (stocking feet). It hurt so bloody much I hopped around my home howling “Ow” for what seemed like five minutes. I limped back into the kitchen, and the water was just before boil for the tea. I decided to put the dinner chicken on to bake. The plastic bag was being difficult and would not rip. I applied m...
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