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>> march 13, 2012. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i can't believe people remember that old show mash. well, that's mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, that's the same ...

i can't believe people remember that old show mash. well, that's mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, that's the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didn't laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that it's too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage. it makes her a slut, right? it makes her a prostitute. >> jon: sure....

- just like this. - yeah, you'll fit right in at home. - it's gonna be great. oh, here it is. oh, can't stop it. can't stop it. - go, crandall. sergeant crandall. crandall, crandall, crandall. and hold it. - what? - hold it. - gotta do? - and hold it right there. - boo! - i'm a robot. - robot. excuse me there, young man. have you ever thought about joining the united states army? it's-- oh, oh, excuse me. i will, uh, talk to you two later, pardon me. - what's all this? - this is your lucky night. i wanna be your fantasy. whatever you want me to do. whatever you wanna do to me. you ju...

>> march 13, 2012. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i can't believe people remember that old show mash. well, that's mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, that's the same ...