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>> why? >> john mccain didn't win the election and trump wanted to get the headlines. i'm worried trump is going to go rogue. >> i'm not offended because i come from a military family. i listen to what the veterans are saying about john mccain and his record. donald trump is spot on. >> they mistreat him and keep making fun of him i wouldn't blame him. >> are we not concerned this guy has a communication issue? we're going to put a guy in the pulpit that keeps saying you're fired? >> trump is the boss i have to follow and fix all the stuff he's broken with his mouth because it's cheap and easy...

General things that he says about dealing with china, dealing with iran bringing jobs back to america, what are those specific plans? and will those same people still like him? >> people do not vote on the specifics, the white papers that candidates write, they're all for editorial boards and smart reporters and inside the beltway people. people vote on what joe is talking about, on guts on their feel for people. i have to say, i have to stop making fun of donald trump for a while. >> let's talk about this. >> you and i could go to neutral state. and i think you'll agree with me. i could run i...

>> so david letterman has come out of retirement because he could not resist making fun of donald trump. i have to interrupt here because this was not a david letterman top ten list that he created for his network television show. this is something he did for a live event. much of it is too blue for me to play on television. but not all of it. >> number five donald trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with colon. -- cologne. number four truch would like all americans to know that thing on his head is free range. number two, donald trump has pissed off so many mexicans he's stars in a movie called "no ...

Trump said he was running for president. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen. >> what is this, dave? [ applause ] >> well, every suit i own comes with a top ten list. [ applause ] >> a lot of people think that we would know everything by now about a man, donald trump. a high profile fellow somebody who doesn't shy away from every aspect of his life. but take a look at the list i have here tonight. interesting facts about donald trump. [ applause ] >> so david letterman has come out of retirement because he could not resist making fun of

Of making fun of donald trump. and i'm here to tell you tonight, that industry, the making fun of donald trump industry, is back. it's always been there to a certain extent. he's always been a little bit inherently hilarious. but the industry of making fun of him to great effect is a thing of great beauty and that's tonight's best new thing of the world. please stay tuned for this. americans. we're living longer than ever. as we age, certain nutrients... ...become especially important. from the makers of one a day fifty-plus. new one a day proactive sixty-five plus. with high potency vitamin b...