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Will give it to you, fox news anchor julie banderas. his writing is sharper than a machete made of cheese, walter kirn. finally, she is like a pack of cigarettes, bad for your health but popular with bikers, fox news contributor kat timpf. before we get to new stories it's friday, so let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> it is leftovers were i read the jokes that we didn't use this week and as always it's my first time reading these. if they suck, i will skin joe mackey with a butter knife. it would be hard to tell. here we go.

That's our audience you are laughing at. joe jonas revealed this week that he once accidentally did a number two and his pants while on stage. in response to really president biden said you to? and you ask me, people asked me greg, do people really love jokes? there is your answer. political experts say the democrats have a shortage of male voters, but they hope to make it up with an influx of women with penises. >> that's funny because it's true. >> barbie opens in theaters today although because ten has no male genitalia, audience kee confusing him with prince harry. tasteless.

He could be acquitted. a conviction could be thrown out but all three of these, and, again how does he choose t respond. paul manafort lent on trial. he should respect the justic system he should show up fo arraignment as i said earlier. he should abide by our laws. and not create this frenzy, no call for violence. and let the system play out. he'll get a fair trial >> david, thank you fo sticking with. me greg, lisa, as always thank you for your time. up, next even if trump i indicted, he says he's in it t win it for 2024. with ron desantis a likely challenger we'll break down the florida man...

The accusation, the allegations of carpetbagging in that area. and i thought it was funny that that are he made a joke about mehmet oz, about how he actually went to high school.ut mem and in delaware,met oz i kickedm out or something like that.n lie he's making jokes about delaware while this man live dentire in his basement. e greg: yeah, the entire election.y botd yeah. and then it's true. they both kind of like lived inn basements, one in his parents basement, the other one is lik some basement. you know, i feel like the democrats have ruined basements. democrats >> democrats and serial ki...