Local Therapist Way Too Hot To Be Relatable
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NEW HAVEN, CT—Local woman Beth Bathory shared with reporters Tuesday that her therapist, Dr. Catherine Stewart, is way too hot to be relatable. Our investigation discovered that Dr. Stewart is a 28-year-old psychologist with a tight waist, perfectly symmetrical face, and elephantine ass. “Her legs are far too shapely to understand the most basic difficulties