SAUSAGE LIFE 180
READER: Have you booked your hols? MYSELF: Where to? I can’t afford anything on the green list, and the amber list seems to be saying “you can’t go there, but you can if you want”, I mean, what’s the point? READER: I managed to get a flight to a red country on Air Q’anon. READER: Guam MYSELF: A US military base in the middle of the Pacific, full of cruise missiles and directly in the path of regular typhoons? Why? READER: Well fair enough, if you don’t like missiles and typhoons, but the flag’s nice, and I only have to self isolate in the bridal suite at the Ritz for six mont...