Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20111220:11:38:00
>> isn't it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host? what's up, gangsters? it's the m.i. double tizzle. i have no proof but via feeling canada is planning something. actually, i'm only here to meet tom cruise. >> that's why we're all here. >> my new cologne is now available at macy's. it's mits-tified. i just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with matt damon. i can do a lot but even i can't fix the indianapolis colts. >> hey, hey, we won yesterday. [ applause ] but yeah. what about your patriots? what about those guys? like to see them win something. number two? >> new...