OPINION: Satire: My neighbor teleports to class
The year is 2238. Due to people inconsistently following public health guidelines — much like a tuberculosis patient electing not to finish their antibiotics routine in full — the coronavirus pandemic persists. Afraid of repaying the student loans from my original undergraduate degree, I have become an eternal student. Existing in a synthesized body, I have been able to remain an employee of The Daily Evergreen while seeking degree number 54. As a result of the continuing pandemic, WSU instituted a hybrid learning situation for those wishing to return to the normalcy of the otherwise fo...
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