Funny Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Life With Toddlers
"If you enjoy catering to the whims of someone who is illogical, insistent, and mostly incomprehensible, parenting a toddler is the perfect gig."
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20190118:22:51:00
Doc? >> i don't know. aliens. >> space aliens. >> my mom face. >> that would work. >> i have a switch blade at home. >> westside story. >> my dad's christmas present to me. we can't talk about it. >> wow! >> juan? >> my wife >> [laughing]. >> they would run away! >> well, i would fling human waste at them. in new york city you can't have a gun or i say i can't have a gun. that's what i would do. >> you can do that on demand? >> here we go. >> [laughing]. >> a special talent i learned. "one more thing" is next. appointment
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