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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20121214

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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20121221

Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is, your moment of zen. Well bring you more on the Oreilly Factor and the atheists in a moment. Our god is an awesome god he reigns in heaven above captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it fens name] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. In return i want to wish all of you a merry christchristmas. I say it that way, so if the atheists try to take the christ out of christmas, theres still one left. [ laughter ] and as you can see, my set is fully decked for the season. Ive got my historicallyaccurate na ....

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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20121213

Jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is, your moment of zen. Well bring you more on the Oreilly Factor and the atheists in a moment. Our god is an awesome god he reigns in heaven above captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it fens name] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. In return i want to wish all of you a merry christchristmas. I say it that way, so if the atheists try to take the christ out of christmas, theres still one left. [ laughter ] and as you can see, my set is fully decked for the season. Ive got my his ....

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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20121222

Tosh gay . This is what the world needs an answer too. Let it go my little monsters. Here is what happens when you type in can you. Can you get pregnant from [beep] . The answer is a big yes. Of all forms of pre the most potent and tangiest. If you type in were there. Here is what comes up were there black people on the titannics . Were their white slaves . Were their gay president s . Whats wrong with the country, this great questions. Lets do this with images. If you type in probably smells kpwad what do you think the first picture is . Rihanna . I would like to get her stank all over me. If you type in haopbd so many comedians. You get 34 pages of results and im not on a single one. Thats horse [beep]. Maybe i need to get more specific with my search. Sexy white comedians named daniel im fourth. [laughing] so, in conclusion google is garbage and im tanging my business to binge. Good night. I hope you enjoy all of the work that went into this quality production. [the colbert report t ....

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Transcripts For COM The Colbert Report 20121213

Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it fens name] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. In return i want to wish all of you a merry christchristmas. I say it that way, so if the atheists try to take the christ out of christmas, theres still one left. [ laughter ] and as you can see, my set is fully decked for the season. Ive got my historicallyaccurate nativity scene featuring mary, joseph, frosty, and the abominable snowman. [ laughter ] i didnt include Optimus Prime because he does not appear in the king james version. [ laughter ] and instead of the baby jesus in the cradle, i have my book american again rebecoming the greatness we ....

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