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Tonight, i am so pleased to report that the canadian justice system is finally taking on a very important case. as far as i'm concerned, it's really the trial of the century. ladies and gentlemen, today the ikea monkey trial began in ontario. you must remember the ikea monkey. i know i simply cannot forget him. darwin was wandering around an ikea parking lot back in december, wearing a diaper and a little shearling coat. he was confiscated by toronto animal services. it's illegal to keep monkeys as pets in toronto. since then he's been at a primate sanctuary and his owner has been desperate to...

Time now for the "ridiculist." tonight, i am so pleased to report that the canadian justice system is finally taking on a very important case. as far as i'm concerned, it's really the trial of the century. ladies and gentlemen, today the ikea monkey trial began in ontario. you must remember the ikea monkey. i know i simply cannot forget him. darwin was wandering around an ikea parking lot back in december, wearing a diaper and a little shearling coat. he was confiscated by toronto animal services. it's illegal to keep monkeys as pets in toronto. since then he's been at a primate sanctuary and ...