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Here it is 8:58:43, it's out. yes, there it is. see? i give up. i was wrong, young and foolish. now my twitter-cot belongs to the ages. behold, i tweet. >> i know you were working on that all night. do try to improvise in the future. >> yeah. do i have to wear a hat while tweeting? >> a tweet hat? it's recommended. >> and i don't get a separate device just for tweeting, other than that hand that you described, the tweet hand? >> no, you can use it on any platform whatsoever. >> i have to get a platform? >> you need a platform and a hat. or a mortarboard hat that can serve as a platform. >> i g...

Now my twitter-cot belongs to the ages. behold, i tweet. >> i know you were working on that all night. do try to improvise in the future. >> yeah. do i have to wear a hat while tweeting? >> a tweet hat? it's recommended. >> and i don't get a separate device just for tweeting, other than that hand that you described, the tweet hand? >> no, you can use it on any platform whatsoever. >> i have to get a platform? >> you need a platform and a hat. or a mortarboard hat that can serve as a platform. >> i got that when i got my degree at cornell. >> there you go. you're already serving your audience. ...