Open share drawer Rivers Cuomoâs latest is a tribute to his hair metal heroes, but it never goes all that hard. Turning 50 hasnât tempered Rivers Cuomoâs inner child. The Weezer frontman still writes about romance in the language of a smitten teenager, and a quarter century after âEl Scorcho,â heâs still biting rap lingo and chasing whatever the kids are into. His best and worst songs alike resound with the simplicity and shamelessness of youth. Cuomoâs Peter Pan syndrome is why many mortified fans bailed on Weezer years ago, but it also accounts for why ...