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The 15 of americans who dont currently get that. If you have more than 50 employees, the act requires companies to give health care to all their fulltime workers or pay a penalty. No way around it. Or maybe theres two ways around it. Chuck, replay that airtight obamacare requirement that i just mentioned. The act requires companies to give health care to all their fulltime workers or pay a penalty. laughter i dont remember wearing a yachting cap when i said that. Anyway, theres an out for employers. They can pay a penalty which amounts to 2,000 per employee. Now that sounds like a lot of money...

Lets begin tonight on the subject of the american spirit. We are a cando people. With pioneering spirit, individually. Well, at least our great, great grandparents were. But they didnt have to contend with all the distractions we do like tv or masturbation. Did you know steve jobs invented that in 1981 . laughter called it laughter all right, here we go. I believe he called it the backintosh. cheers and applause anyhow, what im trying to say is americans like freedom. We dont like being told what to do, whether by a king or the government. Thats why things like seat belt laws or having to get ...

Home is wherever we are cheers and applause stephen jack johnson from here to now to you. Good night, everybody. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a program for you tonight that we worked on almost all day. Our guest tonight chelsea clinton, the daughter, of course, the same musician George Clinton wine me up. laughter lets begin tonight on the subject of the american spirit. We are a cando people. With pioneering spirit, individually. Well, at le...