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Please?! I promise I ll only eat the Scroll Lock key! Photo: Mitch Teich
Apr 10, 2021
Our dog turned four months old this week.  She did not notice.  She doesn’t notice much, when it comes to existential issues.  Mostly what she notices is a category of things called Objects She Shouldn’t Eat.  And then she chews on them.  In some cases (dust molecules, string, leaves) she consumes them, while in other cases (hands, the sofa, this laptop), she does not. 
What she does
not notice is a category of things called Objects We Bought Her for the Express Purpose of Chewing On.  This includes Mr. Fox, The Knotted Rope, and the White Things Made of Plastic and Bacon.  Oh, sure, we sometimes can attract her attention to them for a few seconds, like when we pry her puppy teeth off our hands and substitute Mr. Fox in their place.  But mostly, she takes the optimist’s view. ....

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