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Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets do this. Leftovers. We will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets do this. Leftovers. We will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to...

>> and the cork would be in the bottle. >> i dated a waitress. >> greg: okay cat. >> there is a go for. a groundhog actually. he eats pizza in front of the dog and the dog cannot do anything about it. he could eat the pizza and the gopher in one bite. he knows he could eat his pizza anywhere he wants but he does it on purpose. look at this. i believe the term is he is being a little. [bleep] [laughter] look at that. he can go anywhere outside but i want to show them that i have what they never will. >> greg: instagram for pets. this is one of the arguments that they hate glass. they don't unde...

Your -- >> for my final thought i wanted to say hello to my wife and three beautiful children. [applause]i shou >> unfortunately i do have four children, but i want to say hi to three of them. >> you want me to follow that? hi mom. i have a spoke to 20 years. [laughter] >> something tells me that's true. >> oh it is true. check out impact wrestling, have a big match coming up. >> greg: okay cat, rounded up. >> i think you should buy all of pj's books. don't sell yourself short,t, market them all. >> greg: thank you to all of our guests. our studio audience, i'm greg gutfeld. i love you america...