Mike's Hard Vaccine To Be Distributed at Student Health
January 28, 2021 at 4:20 am by Chace Duma Max Myszkowski / Daily Nexus This just in: Student Health has received a shipment of the brand new, FDA not-really-approved, piss-yellow Mikeâs Hard Vaccine. Developed by the company behind Mikeâs Hard Lemonade, this vaccine is marketed toward those who canât for the life of them or, for that matter, the lives of the elderly and at-risk in their neighborhoods, stop partying. Considering Isla Vista seems to be the dream demographic for such a product, Student Health had the privilege of being among the first to receive this vac...
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