Widow Just Wishes Husband Could Hear All The Rote Pleasantries Funeral Goers Have To Say About Him
Widow Just Wishes Husband Could Hear All The Rote Pleasantries Funeral Goers Have To Say About Him ELKTON, MD—Explaining that the hollow gestures of sympathy would certainly bring tears to his eyes, local widow Gina Hasapis told reporters Tuesday that she just wished her late husband could hear all the rote pleasantries that funeral attendees said about him. “Oh, if only my Martin could hear you pay forced, insincere respects,” said Hasapis, adding that her partner of 30 years would have truly been touched to hear his coworkers and acquaintances make vague remembrances about he w...
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