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The article quotes an expert calling tian-tian and mei xiang reproductively incompetent, saying she gets into the pancake position, flat on her stomach, legs outstretched. and rather than doing what you d think he d do naturally, he steps on to her back and stands there like a man who has just opened a large box from ikea and has no idea what to do next. eat the box is our guess. so, what do you do when your panda bear barely performs? you artificially inseminate. but for good measure, two pandas contributed to mei xiang s insemination. ti tian-tian and dow-gow, a romantic romeo who s never had his technique questioned out at the san diego zoo. so, who came through? they swabbed the cub s cheek to check the dna, and just like a paternity edition of the maury povich show you are not the father! reporter: only with a little more dignity. ....

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