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a check. became chicago's first incumbent mayor in 40 years to lose reelection. congrats. [cheers and applause] she deserves it because she broke another glass ceiling. she was the first black mayor of chicago, but now she is the worst mirror ever. sadly needs no black mayors for a while and chicago way to ruin it for them. she got roughly 17% of the vote, even if her fan base in the cook county jail population, all 5700 of them, it still was not enough. losing the former head of cook county commissioner brandon johnson it took 34 heaven 20% of the vote respectively emma now had to r...

I really do not want to do my laundry. >> greg: jamie? this is a good way for you to make some mcdonald's money. >> jamie: the airlines lost all my close and saw action of the get these cleaned to get back to the cabin tomorrow. i'm done with this i'm done with all the stuff i wrote her groceries this morning they forgot my slimy onion, my pe pepper. they give them to somebody else. i was made for a long time, my wife did everything so this might come in handy for me i hate to say it i thought i had a self-cleaning oven just turns out my wife was just doing it. [applause] [applause] >> tyrus: ...

Doing laundry i love doing laundry, bells like my nonnegotiable i had to have a washer and dryer in it. this to be like my alternate side job. i love folding precisely, i love the way it smells. >> greg: what if i hired you to do my laundry? >> tyrus: are you serious? [applause] [laughter] [applause] >> emily: i love doing laundry. [laughter] i love it. >> greg: i enjoy doing it, i like warm stuff coming out of the dryer. >> emily: alike to clean. however by the way when they move me for a post to another post, they put all of my boots one on one box and when the other like a matching pair and...

Just post about that but just oh one sock, what happened to my sock? does no recourse for you. yeah, i tried you could maybe get me an onion. as to just punch me in the face next time. >> greg: when they forget condiments and stuff what if they forget a sock? you know? what he think? [laughter] >> tyrus: i am concerned about this i feel like there to make things harder for us attractive people especially in the college ranks because sometimes you date if i because laundry. [applause] [applause] >> greg: get disgusting. >> tyrus: could've shared me 300 shower saying i'm not to do that again.

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