Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150401:05:56:00
>> tonight, we're going to do what his parts and legal system should have done a long time ago. we're about to give this guy the [ bleep ] whipping he deserves. >> let's get to the reason i'm here tonight, which is to give justin bieber some tips to use when he ends up in prison. the first thing you'll need is a shank. i made mine out of a pin tail comb and a pack of gum. >> this kid has spunk moxie, and a few other stds, okay? >> you literally are a guy that has it all, except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a grammy. >> joining us now, one of the writers for comedy central's ro...