CNN The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor June 4, 2024 00:23:00
Dead man's pond and stolen canoe and a giant snapping turtle would steal our paddles chopped into splinters and leave us stranded to heal family trauma before a big physical set piece where i'd say oh, i think i'm getting seasick and you tell me you can't get seasick on a pond. and then i'd argue that all boat based sickness is seasickness and you'd say we are not on the sea and have to be getting pon sick, and that doesn't exist. and then i say something like, well oh, good. that's a relief and immediately throw up on you. when you throw up on me, and i'd say oh, it looks like you're getting ...
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