Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110920:10:55:00
Martin sheen and emilio estevez said they would have been here tonight but they had a family obligation. >> you're a mess, man. during your performance i wish i had bit my own ears off. you know? >> charlie, i'm 80 years old. you're what, 47? >> 46. >> how come we look like we went to high school together? we're not that different. you're a rock star. from mars. yes, you are. and as one rocket man to another, if i may give you my most important piece of advice tonight, never, ever forget to book your next rehab stay through priceline.com. >> that was the kind of material. all we could show you...