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>> you are a terrible person. >> i condemn jedediah. >> the people at home know. >> i condemn what she did. >> michael, i have a serious question for u.s. as a comedian it must be hard to be awesome because it prevents the self-loathing that is needed. we are not seeing as many comedians as we did in the 1830s, is that why? >> 1830s obviously a golden time for comedy what with leather pants malloy. >> he was the first guy that did prop comedy. >> he was hilarious with the leather pants. when he took the sledgehammer against his crotch, nobody could understand why it didn't hurt. old leather pa...

Smoking. only that it looks like smoking. why not ban chameleons or the creepy insects that look like sticks. i hate those things. politicians love outrage. it makes them feel good which trumps doing good so they belch their toxic fumes cocooned in fake concern while people die. maybe it's time to slap a warning label across their mouths. beware, secondhand stupidity kills. >> drives me nuts. >> this happened to you. >> yes, i was speaking two nights ago in boston at northeastern university, talking about my cigarette, and -- and talking about how this is great, and it's not smoking and as i p...

Responsible, so he's showing moral equivalence, government, demonstrators, sort of all the same thing, much the same way in august of 2008 when russia invaded georgia he called on both the russian side and the georgian side to exercise restraint. the likes of vladamir putin see that behavior and they say the field is open. >> and with president putin's fingerprints all over the current chaos a lot of people though are looking at the united states' role, and we had this lookback of 2009. >> i think we have an excellent opportunity to reset the relationship between the united states and russia. ...

Calls on demonstrators to be responsible, so he's showing moral equivalence, government, demonstrators, sort of all the same thing, much the same way in august of 2008 when russia invaded georgia he called on both the russian side and the georgian side to exercise restraint. the likes of vladamir putin see that behavior and they say the field is open. >> and with president putin's fingerprints all over the current chaos a lot of people though are looking at the united states' role, and we had this lookback of 2009. >> i think we have an excellent opportunity to reset the relationship between t...

Are funnier than women. it's been proven in numerous government hunted studies. >> well, too bad you didn't prove it but anyway, we'll see you at half-time. >> let's welcome our guests. old people flock to her in the winter. i'm here with meet the boss tv reporter anna gilligan that's online by the way. if intelligence were a jukebox, the fonz would bang him obviously. he's author of a fantastic book the declaration of independence, i read it and slugs pour salt on him. my repulsive sidekick. and he's considered the beatles of prop comedy. as for again ger, it's just a monkey. a delightful leg...