Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20100304:01:57:00
You son of a man. i went up against tip o'neill with nothing but a psychic workical and these balls, but i pushed through the competition, i clobbered everybody and i took down them all. now, grab those eight balls and push the consumer protection agency through. >> betty, did you change the locks again? >> live from new york -- >> this isn't live. this is funnyordie.com. >> well, the only way to stop these corrupt banks and credit card companies is to pardon richard nixon. >> he means you got to get that customer protection act through congress. >> jimmy carter, you're dead. >> no, jerry, you...